-‘Twas a dank night, shrouded in gloom
I was watching paint peeling off the walls of my room
walking in circles, pondering doom
It was all so hopeless, I could have tried,
but I was too depressed to commit suicide.
I jumped off the bridge-
& Landed in some scum
Stuck my head in the fridge
but it only made my nose numb,
I played Russian Roulette
but I WON!
It was all so hopeless I almost cried,
but I was too depressed to commit suicide
(Thanks Fred 🙂 )