You may be under the mistaken impression that our latest trip to Mars might possibly divine whether water exists there – you know, that stuff of life. Not so! In fact, we’ve known for quite some time that life does indeed exist on Mars. This old educational film distributed to public schools across the nation was pulled because – well, we can’t really get into that. We don’t practice mindless speculation here at The Weird Word Orb Spurts. We deal only in facts. So get your synthesized popcorn ready, pour into hollowed out skull bowl, and learn a thing or two.